Have you seen this custom motorcycle?
In 2008-2009 time frame, i was sitting in a bathroom stall at my work (Marine Corps Base) and suprise-suprise there was a Penthouse Magazine on the floor... believe me or not it was open to an advertisement full page spread of a custom-type motorcycle.
You couldn't have gotten a fist full of toilet paper and wrapped it up and taken it with you?
You either didn't love it as much as you claim, or do not understand the meaning of the word.
At this point, I suggest you go to